Just heard on ABC local news that someone died last night amidst the intoxicated chaos of Unofficial St. Patrick’s Day.
I couldn’t find any writeup on the net yet (not even on ABC’s site) so I’m writing this up here for the time being.
Samuel Park was driving on Wright St through the intersection with Healey on a motorbike (?) with 22-year-old passenger Caroline Yoon. He crashed his vehicle right outside the Jerusalem restaurant on campus. Sam is out on $1,000 bail after being arrested for DUI. Caroline was pronunced dead at Carle Hospital slightly after 4 am, after massive head trauma. At the time, she was not wearing a helmet. Caroline was a graduate student at Penn State. Blood tests for alcohol were incomplete at press time but she was wearing one of those green Unofficial T-shirts.
It’s been ten years since someone first decided that a fabricated holiday dedicated to drinking yourself silly on luminous green beer and wearing bright green T-shirts and gewgaws was a guaranteed money for local business. Will this mark the beginning of the end of the greed-induced insanity? Isn’t it bad enough that the unholy Trinity of Christmas, Thanksgiving and Valentine’s Day have been so thorough in their brainwashing of consumers for exuberant spending? At least those holidays were supposed to have a point. What is the point of Unofficial?
