I was trawling for random things on Facebook and came across this Youtube video entitled How to eat at a Sushi Bar (Japanese, with English subtitles). It’s hilarious beyond words.

A sample quote:

Ohtoro uses the highest quality fish, rich in fat and very delicious. The rice is known as “shari” is (sic) the finest quality “koshihikari” brand. On the other hand, toro is a junk food for low income earners. The fish is recycled and instead of rice, barley or minced pasta is used.

OK, back to paper writing now.