More specifically, I wasted most of the day reading entries in the quote database on bash.org. Most of them are somewhat banal, scatological, or just sexual; some are gems, such as #85403:


You know, I think there’s a point in your life when you realize that life’s just not worth it anymore. When you’re giving more than you’re taking, and there’s just no joy left in life.
Curufin; that’s what ice cream is for :-D
I’m lactose intolerant.

It’s good reading when it feels like You - 0, World - 1.