e pur si muove

I was out for lunch and saw a guy sitting down with a friend and a burger. In gleeful tones, he exclaimed to his lunch:

I’m gonna turn you into poop!

Via Lancerlord:

The folk behind Million Blog List are trying to figure out how long it’s gonna take to sign up 1,000,000 blogs at their wiki.

I just added myself at #135. Lancerlord’s at #134.

If you feel so compelled to join, go right ahead.

Overheard on the bus home yesterday:

“So he walks up to him and says, I got more control over yo’ life than you and he says how’s that, and he says, I’m letting you breathe, ain’t I?”

That’s somehow very Zen.